* December 15th, 2011
Good Times, these are the good times.
A Tale of 2 Bands: The Hired Geeks are the Ecolimes' old band from yesteryear, around the time of the High Middle Ages. I believe it was 1227 A.D. and we were very much into the medieval sciences and technology. So naturally we were hanging out with William of Moerbeke at the University of Cambridge, translating Aristotle into Arabic and Latin, when we met and teamed up with 3 former royal minstrels that called themselves the Hired Geeks. History was made.
This Saturday the 17th all 4 of us in the Ecolimes will be performing with them once again, as the Hired Geeks AND then closing the night as The Ecolimes. The roof will be blown off the 1146 Red Olive Lounge in Kenosha. The Hired Geeks are celebrating by releasing an all new album too. It's gonna be a hell of a party. Also, come at 9pm for a Ska Open Jam, any one can play, so bring an instrument if you want to boogie down and have the opposite sex fighting over the rights to your chastity belt key. (That also goes for (every) Thursday night Open Mic nights at Main Street Pub!)
Hired Geeks CD Release Party w/ The Ecolimes
Saturday December 17th 2011
*Free Show
@ 1146 Red Olive Lounge
1146 Sheridan Rd Kenosha, WI
9pm - 21+
Come at 9 for the Ska Open Jam
Booty Pow!
www.HiredGeeks.com
* November 12th, 2011
Wecome back to another life changing experience,
Have you noticed more leaves on the ground? Is the weather suddenly turning your nipples into sharp glass? Are people already buzzing about christmas? Have you ever seen an old man naked? If the answer to those first 3 questions were "yes", then that means thanksgiving is right around the corner folks. Now before we get things started, let it be known that I WILL be using "gobble gobble" in this newsletter every freakin' chance I get, because quite frankly how often do you get to say gobble gobble a bunch and get away with it besides the thanksgiving season or being a street walker from turkey?(They all speak gobble in turkey, right?). Now...let's get on with the gobble..
First gobble first; I want, neigh, NEED to emphasize that we are back doing our open mic EVERY Thursday night at Main Street Pub(Kenosha) at 9:30pm. ALL musicians, ALL comedians, ALL poets, and ALL prostitutes are welcome. Oh what's that you say? You're too tired to go out on thursday? That's too bad..You see, I could be like any other person and spend my thursday night gobbling CBS sitcoms, or I could suit up and strap on my instrument like a goddamn musical rambo and blow up the joint using grenades in the key A. You decide..
Second gobble; I need to give my show shout out of the month! While it's always such a difficult decision, one that would make even the president himself(*cough*his advisors*cough*) cringe, I'm going to have to give this month's show to Slyfox in Burlington on November 23rd!(9:30 pm!) People, this place was gobbling all sorts of nasty goodness when we played there this past Halloween, and I don't aim for it to get any softer for this upcoming gobble get down bash. This show will be so in your face that I can't even explain it in mere words...but if I could I'm sure a gobble gobble would be in there somewhere...
Since it is that time of the season, I'm also going to give a consolation shout out. Whether you're finding yourself with nowhere to go on thanksgiving, or you just plain want an excuse to get the gobble away from your family, come on over and see your favorite uncles(or perhaps fathers if you're under the age of 22) The Ecolimes at Mariah's in Kenosha at 9 pm. Gobble up on some food, drinks, and music all night long(or until it's suddenly too creepy to say gobble all the time).
Unfortunately my third gobble is going to have to be my sign off. I sure am going to miss saying gobble next month :(... ANYWAY! Don't forget if you happen to be sterile and can't make any of our shows to check us out on facebook, twitter, reverbnation, myspace, your mom's house, or at our fabulous website www.TheEcolimes.com ! Until next time, my fellow gobbles!
The Ecolime who gobbles,
The Animal
* October 14th, 2011
Welcome back to the cave of audio wonders,
Yes..in the name of Arnold Schwarzeneggar..I'm back. How about them Packers(Or whatever team dominating the fan region I'm playing in) aye?
It's been a long intro for fall people, and with that a perfectly appropriate time for me to begin my fall newsletter edition *wink @ Dave*. Yep, Halloween's right around the corner folks; the time of embracement...the time of parties...the time of women finally getting the excuse to dress like prostitutes; it's all right around the corner. We must ready ourselves for such festivity and celebration people. This is an occasion that only happens once a year, and I for one am not going to spend it lying down watching fictional movies of other people portraying it for me damnit.
No no no...Instead, I'm going to be at a lot of f*cking shows and getting down. That's right...the Ecolimes will be spending their Halloween weekend apocalyptically melting faces at 4 different venues on 4 different nights. Care to join in? *Clears salesman throat* Come on down to Coin's Sports Bar in Kenosha Halloween night at 8:30p for drink specials, over a thousand dollars in cash prizes, and of course The Ecolimes as we perform audio epiphanies all night long. If you want to get in on the $$$, dress up! Those with the best costumes are those that get paid! Be there or good luck getting laid. *unclears throat*
In other news, beginning this Thursday(and every Thursday) the Ecolimes will be moving our open jam to Main Street Pub in downtown Kenosha, starting at 9:30pm. "Why?", you ask? I for one want to start my weekends early(cuz I like to party), so who's to say I can't start on Thursday? "Oh I'll be too tired Friday during work!" News flash, you're tired every Friday during work, plus that's what Saturday sleep-ins are for dude. If you don't have Saturday sleep-ins, then quit your job.
Well folks, I just listened to REO Speedwagon(f*ck yeah), and it's time for me to fly... I know I'm in and out more than Scott Bakula, but I will forever cherrish what we went through here today. As always; we had fun, we laughed, we cried, but now we say good bye. Until next time my imaginary friends!
Your favorite "doin' the monster mash" Ecolime,
The Animal
* August 25th, 2011
Welcome back to audio's sex dungeon,
August? AUGUST!! Mmmhmmm we're nearing the end of the summer folks, and while we've enjoyed baking in the sun to the point of being mistaken as the california rasins, I for one am somewhat happy to see summer come to a fold(insert boos). We're getting closer to halloween and jacket weather people, and while some of you may be willing to put those slutty nurse costumes on hold, I say bring them on. By the end of this month, The Ecolimes will have put up nearly 50 shows for the summer, avergaing 4 shows a week(fantasy band league anyone?). You see folks, we're not sending summer packing because we don't like basking naked in the hot sun, but because we're already planning our fall domination.
"With great awesomeness comes great preparation of awesomeness" -Abraham Lincoln. Let us follow in the words of our great forefather and heed forth. How shall The Ecolimes go about this you ask? The only way ole' Abe would have wanted it...recording studio. That's right ladies and gentlemen, coming in the next following months(Autumn!) The Ecolimes will be working on a new CD with brand spankin' new tunes to sex to. So if you enjoyed making babies to our last demo, then prepare to pull an octo-mom on this one...you've been warned(and we are not liable).
Well it's about that time to bring this mother to a close. We had fun, we laughed, we cried, but now we must say goodbye. Until next time my fellow muppets!
Your favorite Ecolime(mmhmm),
The Animal
* July 15th, 2011
Welcome back to the greatest newsletter column of all time (that's right),
Is it just me, or did the earth get sucked into a black hole and fast forward half of the summer? I’m sure we can all admit that last week was really only June 14th and there’s some sort of time conspiracy going on to make us think it’s July 14 (I really hope Jesse Ventura doesn’t read this...). Time is flying people, but not nearly as fast as The Ecolimes. This month we have a whopping 20 shows marked on our calendar, (don't even get me started on August) not to mention our additional 2011 busking tour. If I hear from anyone, "Oh I'm so busy I don't have too many chances to go see The Ecolimes!" I will personally awaken from my drumming slumber, ride my unicycle to their house and proceed to numerously slap them (unless they're part of that strange slap fetish ring; I'm not currently making house calls...sorry Bill).
Aside from our legendary schedule, this month also marks The Ecolimes 1 year anniversary (Gifts can be sent to 10236 Charing Cross Rd Los Angeles, California 90024). Can you believe we are 1 years old already? I sure can't; in just another year or so we won't be able to wear diapers or pee our pants and get away with it (damn!). Responsibility comes with age at some point folks, and while I can't vouch for the not peeing of the pants, I can vouch that in another year we will still be rocking and getting you laid more than ever (start saving your viagra now).
I know you all have our schedule memorized, but I still want to specifically give a shout out to the Taste of Wisconsin Festival July 29th at the Kenosha harbor. This is the kind of festival that summer is about people; food, good times, music, chicks in bikinis, awesomeness, and of course The Ecolimes. We will be changing lives on the music center stage at 3pm, so be there or be bored, sad, infertile and lonely.
Your favorite fictional (or nonfictional) super hero,
The Animal
* June 15th, 2011
Welcome back to The Ecolimes first SUMMER JUNE NEWSLETTER EDITION! (I'm cold),
Now I know we've all had those Mondays where you wake up; you're cursing yourself for staying up too late the night before just so you could catch one more new release on netflix, your head feels like you must have somehow got hit by a train in your sleep, you're out of clean socks, and to top it off, when you get to work one of your co-workers drops the, "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!". You cringe, get through your day via coffee binge and magically transform into your pajamas the moment you get home only to spend the rest of the evening in a mopey state of gloom. Well you know what people? I believe it's time we take a stand against Mondays, and the Ecolimes are here to lead the pack. I'm sure you're asking yourself, "Oh but how can we escape the perils of Monday madness, oh mighty Animal?" Well don't you worry your little head because starting this Monday the Ecolimes will be hosting an open jam at the south side shenanigan's(8303 22nd Ave); and I'm not just talkin' this Monday alone folks. For to lead this vast battle against the clutches of Mondays, we will be hosting an open jam EVERY Monday starting at 9pm all the way until the cows come home. So instead of lazing in your PJ's sulking over how much your day sucks, head on over to the south side shenanigan's for some drinks, great food(new menu!), local talent and of course, yours truly ;)
So everyone knows that we, The Ecolimes, have super powers(duh!); but what you may be wondering is how many we possess and at what magnitude. Well let's take a look and break things down here....Music - Check; Strength and Speed - check; Being Ridiculously Good Looking - double check; Internet & Technology - check - wait...did you just say? Yes, yes I did. As a demonstration of such extensive power, I give you a link that beholds an option to purchase our fabulous merchandise via FACEBOOK PAGE. As you will notice, this is a feat that has never before been done...until now. Facebook Merch here
Well I'm probably going to get yelled at for making this June newsletter edition too long(I just get too excited sometimes I can't help myself ^_^), so I suppose it's about that time to bring things to a close. Remember you can always catch us on facebook or even IN REAL LIFE at one of our shows below. Also don't forget to check out our newly designed website where you can additionally buy our merchandise online(yet another testament of our internet and technological powers ;) )! Be safe, be fun and join the fight against Mondays!
Your "I like strutting to the BeeGees" Ecolime,
The Animal
* June 8th, 2011
The Ecolimes are now hosting Open Jams every Monday night at Shenanigan's on 22nd in Kenosha. Bring an instrument or your beautiful windpipes. Or bagpipes. PA, drums, bass and guitar provided.
Our merch page is also up and running. You can also buy our Tshirts, CDs, Stickers and Buttons on Facebook!
* May 4th 2011
Welcome back to the vibrational manifestation of aural pleasure,
My oh my, can you believe it has been nearly two months since our last newsletter?! Needless to say, major things have been going downtown to chinatown people. We've laughed, we've cried, we've cooked bacon (mmmm...). We've even saved the world and traveled through time, though that tale will have to wait for another newsletter. Anywho, lets get on with it shall we?
CD's!!!!! free? FREE!! Yes folks, you too can get down through the majesty of song with The Ecolimes right in the privacy of your own home (or bed)! All you have to do is go to our fabulous brand spankin' new website, check our schedule, print it and frame it on your wall, GO to one of the shows and simply take your very own free cd. Also, don't forget while you're at the show getting naked to browse our lovely t-shirt rack for all of our state of the art merchandise!
So in other news, while everyone should be at all of our shows to promote reproductive stimulation, I have to specifically point out that on Friday May 13 (Friday the 13th!) at the Bratstop there will be a costume party of such historical proportions that jesus christ himself will be there pulling an easter part deux and shakin' what he's got. We're talkin' games, prizes, drink specials (Dress up!) and of course, yours truly rockin' the stage...basically sh*t's going down people. The event starts at 8pm so don't be late!
Well ladies and gentlemen (and all those in between), it's about that time to bring things to a close. *Insert theme song from "David the Gnome"* Always remember folks: never feed a mogwai after midnight, never trust a woman who's first name sounds like it came from the candy isle, and always aim for the head should a zombie (bin Laden) approach you. Until next time,
Your fantasy,
The Animal
* April 15th 2011
Blimey. A brand new version of TheEcolimes.com
Dave had a bit of time to tinker with the website code while Eric and Ronny are busy busking (in the nude) in San Bernardino, California. Upon their reentry into the Wisconsin atmosphere, there will be 2 colossal shows next weekend: TG's in Kenosha on Fri the 22nd, and Henry & Wanda's in Racine on Sat the 23rd. And remember, Cinco de Mayo is Beatles Night at 1146 Red Olive Lounge!
Don't fret gumshoe, there is never a cover charge.
Good Times, these are the good times.
A Tale of 2 Bands: The Hired Geeks are the Ecolimes' old band from yesteryear, around the time of the High Middle Ages. I believe it was 1227 A.D. and we were very much into the medieval sciences and technology. So naturally we were hanging out with William of Moerbeke at the University of Cambridge, translating Aristotle into Arabic and Latin, when we met and teamed up with 3 former royal minstrels that called themselves the Hired Geeks. History was made.
This Saturday the 17th all 4 of us in the Ecolimes will be performing with them once again, as the Hired Geeks AND then closing the night as The Ecolimes. The roof will be blown off the 1146 Red Olive Lounge in Kenosha. The Hired Geeks are celebrating by releasing an all new album too. It's gonna be a hell of a party. Also, come at 9pm for a Ska Open Jam, any one can play, so bring an instrument if you want to boogie down and have the opposite sex fighting over the rights to your chastity belt key. (That also goes for (every) Thursday night Open Mic nights at Main Street Pub!)
Hired Geeks CD Release Party w/ The Ecolimes
Saturday December 17th 2011
*Free Show
@ 1146 Red Olive Lounge
1146 Sheridan Rd Kenosha, WI
9pm - 21+
Come at 9 for the Ska Open Jam
Booty Pow!
www.HiredGeeks.com
* November 12th, 2011
Wecome back to another life changing experience,
Have you noticed more leaves on the ground? Is the weather suddenly turning your nipples into sharp glass? Are people already buzzing about christmas? Have you ever seen an old man naked? If the answer to those first 3 questions were "yes", then that means thanksgiving is right around the corner folks. Now before we get things started, let it be known that I WILL be using "gobble gobble" in this newsletter every freakin' chance I get, because quite frankly how often do you get to say gobble gobble a bunch and get away with it besides the thanksgiving season or being a street walker from turkey?(They all speak gobble in turkey, right?). Now...let's get on with the gobble..
First gobble first; I want, neigh, NEED to emphasize that we are back doing our open mic EVERY Thursday night at Main Street Pub(Kenosha) at 9:30pm. ALL musicians, ALL comedians, ALL poets, and ALL prostitutes are welcome. Oh what's that you say? You're too tired to go out on thursday? That's too bad..You see, I could be like any other person and spend my thursday night gobbling CBS sitcoms, or I could suit up and strap on my instrument like a goddamn musical rambo and blow up the joint using grenades in the key A. You decide..
Second gobble; I need to give my show shout out of the month! While it's always such a difficult decision, one that would make even the president himself(*cough*his advisors*cough*) cringe, I'm going to have to give this month's show to Slyfox in Burlington on November 23rd!(9:30 pm!) People, this place was gobbling all sorts of nasty goodness when we played there this past Halloween, and I don't aim for it to get any softer for this upcoming gobble get down bash. This show will be so in your face that I can't even explain it in mere words...but if I could I'm sure a gobble gobble would be in there somewhere...
Since it is that time of the season, I'm also going to give a consolation shout out. Whether you're finding yourself with nowhere to go on thanksgiving, or you just plain want an excuse to get the gobble away from your family, come on over and see your favorite uncles(or perhaps fathers if you're under the age of 22) The Ecolimes at Mariah's in Kenosha at 9 pm. Gobble up on some food, drinks, and music all night long(or until it's suddenly too creepy to say gobble all the time).
Unfortunately my third gobble is going to have to be my sign off. I sure am going to miss saying gobble next month :(... ANYWAY! Don't forget if you happen to be sterile and can't make any of our shows to check us out on facebook, twitter, reverbnation, myspace, your mom's house, or at our fabulous website www.TheEcolimes.com ! Until next time, my fellow gobbles!
The Ecolime who gobbles,
The Animal
* October 14th, 2011
Welcome back to the cave of audio wonders,
Yes..in the name of Arnold Schwarzeneggar..I'm back. How about them Packers(Or whatever team dominating the fan region I'm playing in) aye?
It's been a long intro for fall people, and with that a perfectly appropriate time for me to begin my fall newsletter edition *wink @ Dave*. Yep, Halloween's right around the corner folks; the time of embracement...the time of parties...the time of women finally getting the excuse to dress like prostitutes; it's all right around the corner. We must ready ourselves for such festivity and celebration people. This is an occasion that only happens once a year, and I for one am not going to spend it lying down watching fictional movies of other people portraying it for me damnit.
No no no...Instead, I'm going to be at a lot of f*cking shows and getting down. That's right...the Ecolimes will be spending their Halloween weekend apocalyptically melting faces at 4 different venues on 4 different nights. Care to join in? *Clears salesman throat* Come on down to Coin's Sports Bar in Kenosha Halloween night at 8:30p for drink specials, over a thousand dollars in cash prizes, and of course The Ecolimes as we perform audio epiphanies all night long. If you want to get in on the $$$, dress up! Those with the best costumes are those that get paid! Be there or good luck getting laid. *unclears throat*
In other news, beginning this Thursday(and every Thursday) the Ecolimes will be moving our open jam to Main Street Pub in downtown Kenosha, starting at 9:30pm. "Why?", you ask? I for one want to start my weekends early(cuz I like to party), so who's to say I can't start on Thursday? "Oh I'll be too tired Friday during work!" News flash, you're tired every Friday during work, plus that's what Saturday sleep-ins are for dude. If you don't have Saturday sleep-ins, then quit your job.
Well folks, I just listened to REO Speedwagon(f*ck yeah), and it's time for me to fly... I know I'm in and out more than Scott Bakula, but I will forever cherrish what we went through here today. As always; we had fun, we laughed, we cried, but now we say good bye. Until next time my imaginary friends!
Your favorite "doin' the monster mash" Ecolime,
The Animal
* August 25th, 2011
Welcome back to audio's sex dungeon,
August? AUGUST!! Mmmhmmm we're nearing the end of the summer folks, and while we've enjoyed baking in the sun to the point of being mistaken as the california rasins, I for one am somewhat happy to see summer come to a fold(insert boos). We're getting closer to halloween and jacket weather people, and while some of you may be willing to put those slutty nurse costumes on hold, I say bring them on. By the end of this month, The Ecolimes will have put up nearly 50 shows for the summer, avergaing 4 shows a week(fantasy band league anyone?). You see folks, we're not sending summer packing because we don't like basking naked in the hot sun, but because we're already planning our fall domination.
"With great awesomeness comes great preparation of awesomeness" -Abraham Lincoln. Let us follow in the words of our great forefather and heed forth. How shall The Ecolimes go about this you ask? The only way ole' Abe would have wanted it...recording studio. That's right ladies and gentlemen, coming in the next following months(Autumn!) The Ecolimes will be working on a new CD with brand spankin' new tunes to sex to. So if you enjoyed making babies to our last demo, then prepare to pull an octo-mom on this one...you've been warned(and we are not liable).
Well it's about that time to bring this mother to a close. We had fun, we laughed, we cried, but now we must say goodbye. Until next time my fellow muppets!
Your favorite Ecolime(mmhmm),
The Animal
* July 15th, 2011
Welcome back to the greatest newsletter column of all time (that's right),
Is it just me, or did the earth get sucked into a black hole and fast forward half of the summer? I’m sure we can all admit that last week was really only June 14th and there’s some sort of time conspiracy going on to make us think it’s July 14 (I really hope Jesse Ventura doesn’t read this...). Time is flying people, but not nearly as fast as The Ecolimes. This month we have a whopping 20 shows marked on our calendar, (don't even get me started on August) not to mention our additional 2011 busking tour. If I hear from anyone, "Oh I'm so busy I don't have too many chances to go see The Ecolimes!" I will personally awaken from my drumming slumber, ride my unicycle to their house and proceed to numerously slap them (unless they're part of that strange slap fetish ring; I'm not currently making house calls...sorry Bill).
Aside from our legendary schedule, this month also marks The Ecolimes 1 year anniversary (Gifts can be sent to 10236 Charing Cross Rd Los Angeles, California 90024). Can you believe we are 1 years old already? I sure can't; in just another year or so we won't be able to wear diapers or pee our pants and get away with it (damn!). Responsibility comes with age at some point folks, and while I can't vouch for the not peeing of the pants, I can vouch that in another year we will still be rocking and getting you laid more than ever (start saving your viagra now).
I know you all have our schedule memorized, but I still want to specifically give a shout out to the Taste of Wisconsin Festival July 29th at the Kenosha harbor. This is the kind of festival that summer is about people; food, good times, music, chicks in bikinis, awesomeness, and of course The Ecolimes. We will be changing lives on the music center stage at 3pm, so be there or be bored, sad, infertile and lonely.
Your favorite fictional (or nonfictional) super hero,
The Animal
* June 15th, 2011
Welcome back to The Ecolimes first SUMMER JUNE NEWSLETTER EDITION! (I'm cold),
Now I know we've all had those Mondays where you wake up; you're cursing yourself for staying up too late the night before just so you could catch one more new release on netflix, your head feels like you must have somehow got hit by a train in your sleep, you're out of clean socks, and to top it off, when you get to work one of your co-workers drops the, "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!". You cringe, get through your day via coffee binge and magically transform into your pajamas the moment you get home only to spend the rest of the evening in a mopey state of gloom. Well you know what people? I believe it's time we take a stand against Mondays, and the Ecolimes are here to lead the pack. I'm sure you're asking yourself, "Oh but how can we escape the perils of Monday madness, oh mighty Animal?" Well don't you worry your little head because starting this Monday the Ecolimes will be hosting an open jam at the south side shenanigan's(8303 22nd Ave); and I'm not just talkin' this Monday alone folks. For to lead this vast battle against the clutches of Mondays, we will be hosting an open jam EVERY Monday starting at 9pm all the way until the cows come home. So instead of lazing in your PJ's sulking over how much your day sucks, head on over to the south side shenanigan's for some drinks, great food(new menu!), local talent and of course, yours truly ;)
So everyone knows that we, The Ecolimes, have super powers(duh!); but what you may be wondering is how many we possess and at what magnitude. Well let's take a look and break things down here....Music - Check; Strength and Speed - check; Being Ridiculously Good Looking - double check; Internet & Technology - check - wait...did you just say? Yes, yes I did. As a demonstration of such extensive power, I give you a link that beholds an option to purchase our fabulous merchandise via FACEBOOK PAGE. As you will notice, this is a feat that has never before been done...until now. Facebook Merch here
Well I'm probably going to get yelled at for making this June newsletter edition too long(I just get too excited sometimes I can't help myself ^_^), so I suppose it's about that time to bring things to a close. Remember you can always catch us on facebook or even IN REAL LIFE at one of our shows below. Also don't forget to check out our newly designed website where you can additionally buy our merchandise online(yet another testament of our internet and technological powers ;) )! Be safe, be fun and join the fight against Mondays!
Your "I like strutting to the BeeGees" Ecolime,
The Animal
* June 8th, 2011
The Ecolimes are now hosting Open Jams every Monday night at Shenanigan's on 22nd in Kenosha. Bring an instrument or your beautiful windpipes. Or bagpipes. PA, drums, bass and guitar provided.
Our merch page is also up and running. You can also buy our Tshirts, CDs, Stickers and Buttons on Facebook!
* May 4th 2011
Welcome back to the vibrational manifestation of aural pleasure,
My oh my, can you believe it has been nearly two months since our last newsletter?! Needless to say, major things have been going downtown to chinatown people. We've laughed, we've cried, we've cooked bacon (mmmm...). We've even saved the world and traveled through time, though that tale will have to wait for another newsletter. Anywho, lets get on with it shall we?
CD's!!!!! free? FREE!! Yes folks, you too can get down through the majesty of song with The Ecolimes right in the privacy of your own home (or bed)! All you have to do is go to our fabulous brand spankin' new website, check our schedule, print it and frame it on your wall, GO to one of the shows and simply take your very own free cd. Also, don't forget while you're at the show getting naked to browse our lovely t-shirt rack for all of our state of the art merchandise!
So in other news, while everyone should be at all of our shows to promote reproductive stimulation, I have to specifically point out that on Friday May 13 (Friday the 13th!) at the Bratstop there will be a costume party of such historical proportions that jesus christ himself will be there pulling an easter part deux and shakin' what he's got. We're talkin' games, prizes, drink specials (Dress up!) and of course, yours truly rockin' the stage...basically sh*t's going down people. The event starts at 8pm so don't be late!
Well ladies and gentlemen (and all those in between), it's about that time to bring things to a close. *Insert theme song from "David the Gnome"* Always remember folks: never feed a mogwai after midnight, never trust a woman who's first name sounds like it came from the candy isle, and always aim for the head should a zombie (bin Laden) approach you. Until next time,
Your fantasy,
The Animal
* April 15th 2011
Blimey. A brand new version of TheEcolimes.com
Dave had a bit of time to tinker with the website code while Eric and Ronny are busy busking (in the nude) in San Bernardino, California. Upon their reentry into the Wisconsin atmosphere, there will be 2 colossal shows next weekend: TG's in Kenosha on Fri the 22nd, and Henry & Wanda's in Racine on Sat the 23rd. And remember, Cinco de Mayo is Beatles Night at 1146 Red Olive Lounge!
Don't fret gumshoe, there is never a cover charge.
